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A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR.

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Ted

Ted Report 30 Nov 2006 19:47

hi you three, Im glad it didnt upset anyone. Not far from the truth is it? TED.

Debbie O

Debbie O Report 30 Nov 2006 18:43

Ha Ha , love to send that to all the staff at my school ! They'll crack up... Debbie O'

Lorraine

Lorraine Report 30 Nov 2006 17:02

very funny lorraine

Researching:
derry,breakwell,kinnish,wadlow,penny,smith,woodward,cartwright.

Derek

Derek Report 30 Nov 2006 16:56

Hi Ted, love it, but how far from the truth is that, lol, Derek in France

Ted

Ted Report 30 Nov 2006 10:24

This shouldnt upset anyone, no offence intended, its just a joke. The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Ward, please.' 'Speaking' 'Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.' 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Ward asks nervously. 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is.' 'That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Ward. 'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.' 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?' 'The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.”