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SHORT AND SWEET.

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Ted

Ted Report 2 Nov 2006 22:13

Two friends fishing on the side of a lake. One turns to the other and says, 'When I get home, Im going to divorce the wife, she hasnt spoken to me for a week. His mate replies 'well I should think that over if I were you, a woman like that is hard to find.

KeithInFujairah

KeithInFujairah Report 2 Nov 2006 22:18

LOL very good Ted, even made the wife laugh!

Keith

Keith Report 2 Nov 2006 22:52

Another one for you Ted. Man to wife 'I'm going to the pub. Put your coat on' Wife 'Are you taking me for a drink?' Man 'No, I'm turning the heating off'

Contrary Mary

Contrary Mary Report 2 Nov 2006 23:14

LOL - my hubby will like those!!

Ann

Ann Report 2 Nov 2006 23:34

Silence is Golden eh. Ted! LOL

Ted

Ted Report 4 Nov 2006 11:24

Hi all, I like them all, everyone of them, there's some comedians on this site, thank goodness.

Colin

Colin Report 4 Nov 2006 12:13

Rumsfeld to Bush 'A Brazilian has been killed in Iraq this week ' Oh my God replies Bush, that's terrible,....by the way how many exactly is a Brazilian

imp

imp Report 4 Nov 2006 12:51

Enough of these male dominated jokes, this one has always made me chuckle. A man had a very serious accident and due to the care of the hospital and after several operations he made a good recovery. On his release from hospital his Consultant said to him 'you are almost 100%, but you know you are not, shall we say....in perfect working order, I can help you but the operation is not available on the national health and will cost you about £5,000.' The man thanked him and said he would discuss it with his wife as it was such a large sum of money. Two weeks later the man went back to the hospital for a check up and the consultant asked him if he had thought any more about what he had proposed, 'Yes' said the man, 'I discussed it with the wife and we are having a new kitchen'. Regards Gail.