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Ted | Report | 5 Oct 2006 11:09 |
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? - All my Relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me. What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy A bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover' |
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SimonOlley | Report | 5 Oct 2006 11:11 |
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Keep it up Ted. These go down a storm at my local. They're easily amused. |
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joyceyh | Report | 5 Oct 2006 11:17 |
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keep them coming ted ! joyce |
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Lady Cutie | Report | 5 Oct 2006 12:00 |
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ted, i agree with joyce ,keep them comming hazel. |
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