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What Happened to Bill?
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Margaret | Report | 30 Sep 2006 18:59 |
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Two elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. |
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Margaret | Report | 30 Sep 2006 18:59 |
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One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it, figuring maybe he had a cold or some such. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?' Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail?' cried Sam!! 'What in the world for?' 'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the diner where we sometimes get coffee?' Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' 'Well last month she charged me with sex assault and I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' -- and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury.' |
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Angela now in Wilts (not North Devon) | Report | 30 Sep 2006 20:50 |
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Margaret That's really quite sad! Angela |
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