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THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE.

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Ted

Ted Report 15 Sep 2006 13:14

A blond driving a sports car down the motorway at 100mph, knitting, 'WELL I DID SAY ITS HARD TO BELIEVE) Anyway 2 police cars, sirens and lights flashing, give chase, and as they catch up with her drivng erratically all over the motorway, one of them winds his window down and shouts very loudly 'PULL OVER, PULL OVER' The blond stops knitting and shouts over to the policeman 'no you idiot, its a scarf'

Val wish I'd never started

Val wish I'd never started Report 15 Sep 2006 13:52

very funny Ted glad you are still on here, miss some of the old gang

Jim The Ferret

Jim The Ferret Report 15 Sep 2006 14:06

Sounds an unlikely YARN. Jim

Darksecretz

Darksecretz Report 15 Sep 2006 14:09

oh i like it PMSL julie

Denis

Denis Report 15 Sep 2006 14:39

so she wsn't under a vest for this??????

Jim The Ferret

Jim The Ferret Report 15 Sep 2006 15:12

Has this THREAD gone far enough? (Before anyone gets needled) Jim

Jennie

Jennie Report 15 Sep 2006 15:14

Post some moreTed, I need a laugh today. Jennie

Salty

Salty Report 15 Sep 2006 17:25

Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch. A man who told too many blond jokes. Rod

Ted

Ted Report 16 Sep 2006 14:59

were not a bad lot on here are we? and theres some comedians as well. hehe hehe. TED.

Snowdrops in Bloom

Snowdrops in Bloom Report 16 Sep 2006 15:27

Where? Now, THAT was funny!!! Snowdrops

Yvette

Yvette Report 16 Sep 2006 15:29

Glad i logged back on!!! needed a laugh.

Ruth

Ruth Report 16 Sep 2006 15:35

thanks for the laugh Ted like I said before you brighten my day with your great jokes xx

Patricia

Patricia Report 16 Sep 2006 19:59

Hi Ted That was a pearler! Patricia

*ღ*Dee in Bexleyheath*ღ*

*ღ*Dee in Bexleyheath*ღ* Report 16 Sep 2006 20:04

At least this BLOND was a bloke! If he was female he would have been BLONDE!!! So there Dee (blonde) xxx

InspectorGreenPen

InspectorGreenPen Report 16 Sep 2006 22:50

Well spotted Dee, but this is for female blondes Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because that's where you’re supposed to wash vegetables.

Bacardi

Bacardi Report 16 Sep 2006 23:06

LOL TED NIT ONE PEARL ONE HEE HEE BACARDI XXXXX