Genealogy Chat

Thanks for that Lindy, you have really made my husband & me laugh! Lynn

thanks everyone i am glad it made you smile love linda x x

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!!! Mua ;O)))))

Nice one !! Elaine ;-))

I've just printed it off by highlighting the text and clicking on print in the file drop down menu, It covers 4 pages but hey ho what's that against a good laugh.

to highlight text click on lefthand button on mouse then scroll down jeanette

glad you liked it suuny r if you click on the text and highlight it and then click on edit on the top toolbar and then click on copy you can thenput it on an email or on word or a text doc by clicking edit and paste hope this makes sense love linda x

Thanks Lindy I needed that. By the time I got to the bottom the tears were streaming down my face. I supposed it's right really. No good lying in a coffin looking the picture of health, you need to look ravaged and gin sodden. Night Gloria

How do I copy and paste this please.It's very funny. Sunny R

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... dont waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ..... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Vodka and Cranberry in one hand -chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!' Always take a chance in life, the end result may not always be what you hoped for but that's fine. At least, you will never go through life wondering what if... or if only..... love linda x x

see below in a mo love linda x