Genealogy Chat

Hi ladies, good wasnt it, and so true. What would you do without us men? and more to the point! what would we men do without women? TED.

I read these out to my other half in between tears of laughter. His reply '99% of that sounds like you'. Really clever, thanks Ted.

Love themTed!! Brightened me up no end. Bless you. Lyn

Very funny. Just what we need on this wet, miserable day. Thank you.

That is really good Ted. but I am only 45 and some of that applies to me already. The jogging bit is so funny. That has cheered me up for the day. thank you xx

im coming upto 40 and tick all those boxes ted lol god help when i get to 50 bacardi xx

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. Every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know, sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now... I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but doesn't really care. My body is not all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said 'Body, how would you like to go to the six o'clock class of vigorous toning?' Clear as a bell my body said 'Listen witch.....do it and die.' The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!