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THIS ONE I BELIEVE.

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Ted

Ted Report 21 Jul 2006 16:36

an american, a japanese and an irishman were at a business meeting when the american excuses himself and leave the meeting, returning a couple of minutes later saying 'sorry about that, but I had a call to my mobile phone, ive got a small chip under the skin in my arm which connects me direct to my mobile' The meeting carries on, and a minute later the japanese man leaves the table and returns a few minutes later, 'very sorry about that, I have a chip under the skin in my arm, which connects me to my computer, and the meeting continues. Suddenly the irishman gets up excuses himself and leave the table. He comes back a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his trousers at the back. He apologises for the leaving the table and then says 'Ah B'Jesus, will you look at that now?, Ive just got a fax message.

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 21 Jul 2006 16:41

oh ted that had me laughing ,must show hubby when he comes in lol hazel.

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 21 Jul 2006 16:42

Well!! I really did a BIG laughy on that one.You naughty thing cos hubbys family is Irish so i should have more decoram!!. Shirley