Genealogy Chat

Hi All, Incidently and unfortunate for the poor bloke, he did not have any friends attend his funeral, rumour had it there was something after all between him and the wife, and this was the reason why they did not attend. He must have had good fore-thought though being a mechanic cos' he left all his tooling equipment to his son.

Lyla, What a thread ! total hilarity !!,.... I could'nt put this one on your board because the chap did not die....... can we have some of your ideas as to what would have been entered on his d.c. please. All Respectable,Clean and Doub'le Entundre's (I'm not sure if that's how it spelt.) will be well recieved. This came from a friend of a friend. The majority of us all remember the t.v series Kojak, don't we. ... Anyway here it goes. Wife returning home finds husband working on car, underneath the car, only his bottomhalf from waist showing, .... Wife approach's husband, grab's hold of husband's essential's, TWISTS and PULLS and comment's "WHO LUV'S YA BABY ", sniggering to herself, and quickly moves herself indoor's ........ only to find her husband ALREADY inside ..... Embarressed wife informs her husband what she has done. Husband informs wife a freindly neighbour was working on the car, doing some repairs as he was a mechanic that he had agreed to do some time before, but not had the time until now. Both embarrassed they were now, left it awhile, hoping the neighbour would show by himself, until they could wait no longer. They eventually went to him to explain and apologise, but got no relpy from him at all. They had to drag the poor chap out from under the car,.... He had totally knocked himself unconcscious by banging his head on the underneath of the car, also had to have some stitches ....... Fortunately he did recover fully from his ordeal. Would death by misadventure be appropriate do you think ? No doubt you lot have plenty more suggestions, Who luv's ya baby, J.C.