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Mystified | Report | 22 Apr 2004 17:12 |
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See below. I hope ths is ok to put on here....whoops. It is examples of pupils exam answers. Hope you find it funny |
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Mystified | Report | 22 Apr 2004 17:12 |
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 Pharoah forced the Herbrew slaves to make bread without straw  Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleaven bread, which is bread without any ingredients.  Afterwards Moses went up to Mt Cyanide to get the ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.  David was a Hebrew King skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.  Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.  The government of England was a limited mockery.  From the womb of Henry VIII protestantism was born. He found walking difficult as he had an abbess (sic) on his knee. |
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Heather | Report | 22 Apr 2004 17:37 |
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Hi John These are great aren't they? There was a page of them in our newspaper recently- best laugh I've had in ages! Do you have any more? Heather |
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Mystified | Report | 22 Apr 2004 20:37 |
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Heather I will put some more on tomorrow and Saturday. Too many for one mail. lol PS nice to know someone has a sense of humour. |
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Heather | Report | 25 Apr 2004 01:05 |
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nudge |
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Nicola | Report | 25 Apr 2004 18:41 |
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Well done John as always lol |
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SheilaSomerset | Report | 25 Apr 2004 19:42 |
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I have always remembered this one: 'Magellan circumcised the world with a 40 foot clipper' OUCH!! |
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