General Chat

Ve have Roman Abramovich hostage.

(Stop that whimpering, Roman. Ve do not need to know about zis Chelsea. Back to the snow fields and salt mines of your youthski)

Ve have zees sky blue shirts, vestern capitalists.

Ve alzo have Polski Vodka.

Boris is sick of the snow in deepest Russia and moves to the Costa.......

Night Sue....I love the smell of brut...what can I say! lol

xx

Night Rose

(I know it's you - it's that distant smell of Brut that does it!)

Lol Sue

Goodnight US sleep well...

xx

goodnight all i enjoyed zat (sorry that) back on the morrow goodnifght rose

Englisherfraulein sprechs guten nacht.

Up here, this is the home of Northern Rock. Everything is devalued.

Lighters - 15 for 99p. German army nearly gets to Stalingrad, hears the rumour, thinks "b*****er this for a game of soldiers" and marches on Newcastle, where the lighters are free.

i must away to my bed now filthy englander, but i vil be back tomorrow, to continue our veeling and ze dealing.
zis is ze man vith no name signing off

yours hans oops!

i know zat i haf been to montenegro(and that is so true sue) but vy do zinc ze glorious german army marched into ze russia to take stalingrad no dumkoph zey had ze 10 lightes for a pound. so do your wurst

Do your (Brad)wurst, Herr Mystery.

Iv you do not complete dis deal, there are a number of our Ruski cousins interested. And they have ways of moving you lot from the loungers. You hav been varned.

CAKE, KUNCHEN YOU ENGLISH SVINE.

I HAF FOR ZE BREAKFAST A MEAGRE 4 BRATWURST SAUSAGE , 6 EGGS, 13 TOASTS so zere if you keep insulting me ze deal is off

oh do tell US! not another rumour on the boards? ...lol

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vicious rumour not what i,ve heard rose lol but i will divulge no further. i only go on fact

Only you German types eat cake for breakfast.

As it happens, ve ave some chocolat torte.

Offers auf eine postkarte

ring, ring........

Nein, mein herr. Ve are not ignoring you. Just sorting out ze delivery.

Drei pallets of Brut coming your way.

Payment by western union only please

vot are you trying to say englander zat ve haf ze monopoly of ze best sunbeds.
i vill haf you know zat the man of mystery doe,s not get up till 5 of the clock to get ze best position by ze pool, because at b4 0f ze clock i am vaiting by ze restaurant door to be first for ze breakfast, so zat i can fill my plate, zen throw haf of it away

No US that's a vicious rumour lol.

xx

i thought you followed men anyway rose pmsl

Ps, Herr Mysterious. Apparently our consignment of Brut comes complete with English lady followers. An English Rose?

More deutchmarks, eh?

Guten tag, Herr Mysterious. Ve hav serious quantity of Brut. Also have a couple of sun loungers and a consignment of towels for covering same.........

Useful for our Germanic cousins?