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the gel finks I aint a gel, well I tells yer I am alllllllllll gel and with big yer know, yer know.

the effrontery, pmsl = ged it.

Dont larf but I just clicked on your name - just to make sure I was talking to a woman !!!! pmsl
Dont do frillies in my size love - way too large
Love Mary xx

ooooooo, can yew see me in a sexy number, do yer reckun they got some frillies in my size.

Prhaps you shud get yerself to M and S and sees wot thay got - not in der food all cos their sozzidge are mega bucks - I means the liingery bit.
Love Mary xx

can yew reccomend a good cross yer art, asme bosoms dun half ache somefink cronic these days. wot abowt a wunder bra. do yer reckun they be any good

fink i might have found the trubble, a stray sozzidge. oooo eck.

I know me old cherry, forgive me for sayin yew were frettenin, I diddna mean it. I mean she at No 62, aint wuth fallin owt over.

a grain atta time, take a long time ter sweeten me tea then, chuck.

Well its like this yow see I am an old wrinklee and I was sat watching the telly as yow do and fell asleep. Actually it was the news about the McCanns - whoops - can I say that !!
How would you like your suger a grain at a time or in a brown paper barg. An I am wuth yow yor ol man is a silly ol s*d farnce chucking suzzidges ay you - warsting good grub that is
Love Mary xx

Siesta SIESTA, yew lazy ol git yew.

sleepin is for wusses.

wheres me suger.an I don't wont no splinters in it.

an me ol man slung them sozzidges at me, silly ol s*d

Bascat I dont do freetening - I am a nice gel me - arsk anyone.

Soz for delay in ansering . had a siesta !!!

Love Mary xx

thanks kitty, relieved

Joan G

LOLOLOL nah course I don't mind. xx

are yerrrrrrrrrrr frettenin me gel. (lets bossies drop)

Well Bascat you watch her fence cos it just might have sum of them there splinters - just in the place you rest your boobies - now what I mean. But er aint got no dosh either cos I arsked er if she could borra me a couple of bob only yestaday

Love Mary xx

Mary gel, I think I oughta tell yer, I mite go and goss to er at No 62, and tell er you aint got no money.

Hey up darnt knows if I gots any sugar - her at corner shop wont gis us any more on tick till I paid sum up front to clear slate!!


Sorry Muffy I put this up to be serious and in the end had a right ol'
larf - hope I have not upset you not my intention.

Thanks for the laugh - enjoyed it.

Love Mary xx

Joan........................a thread can only be removed by the person who put it up or GR, so don't worry:))

xx

Mary, shall be round for a cup a sugar later gel.

Better get the spuds on the go, the ol man can do wiv sossidges tuday.

I was writing a reply to Karen it was there, went to submit it had gone, is it me i am sorry if i did.
Joan G

And she was seen coming out of that clinic.......................you know the one!!

*hitches up padded bra*

xx

Aint no good old man due in for his grub and I aint got owt ready so better get meself sorted - aye you got a knob of marg and a couple pieces of stale bread I could cadge

Love Mary xx