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Goodness Kim, not ignoring you surely?

I haven't ignored you have I? haven't seen you much but I would never knowingly ignore you.

How are you anyway?

Ann
Glos

Kim my little love,

perhaps you may be in need of a spot of HRT (I won't be long after you)

but are you sure it's not that young french art student you requested, rich parents, liberal views, sandwiched betwixt a chuck of camembert and a nice bottle of red that would do the trick?

Gimme a chance mate, I only landed back this eve and he's in the post already.

Oh me oh my

Maria xxxx

Morning Kim sweetheart..... are you over yer menopausal strop? It might have been the weather, you know, cos I had one for two days..... but I think I feel ok today... oh still in bed, so will let you know if *kill* mode takes over when he gets up, lol


~~~~~~~~~~ waves to everyone ~~~~~~~~~


Wonders about Colin and his cucumber HRT patches, lolol

Love

Daff xxxx

Morning Kim, wasnt ignoring you last,night just wasnt here!LOL
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Kim, you should be so lucky, I spend every night talking to myself lol, I answer threads and rarely get feedback at the time. Used to be loads of fun at nights here, but few people around now to play with so I just plod my way though the threads and add where relevant so I keep up with the goss and news.
Sometimes I want to add but don't have time, doesn't mean I have any preference over thread posters but just time is getting short before I have to go be a ship passing in the night with o.h. lol

Lizx x

** clears throat **

Hmmmm Oh no I wont :-))))

Nite our Colin , nice to see you an as the male genre goes , your a star mate ! xxx
Hayley !!! thanks for the sympathy , one day you will wake up in the middle of the night , boiling hot an wanting to strip off all your night clothes , an be warned it has nothing to do with who,s in the bed beside you !!..PMSL
Night Hun xxxxx

Well Colin, whatever stirs your tea.....so to speak....

.....but in this case, HRT patches are best put on the backside, but they do tend to wander to strange places......so be careful...

I did read of one couple having a rare night of passion - and those on HRT will understand what I mean by RARE.... and he ended up wearing the HRT patch.....lol.... don't know any more, because I have forgotten.....

......HRT patches will not do anything for you by putting them on your eyes, but cucumber will, sliced and cooled will reduce the rucksacks one would get after a night supping iced baileys and such......or, USED tea bags do the same thing......cool of course and slightly damp, the tannin in the tea does something to reduce swelling relieve tired eyes.....

If you are interested in mens' products, there are plenty in Boots......and I have noticed on Big Brother that the younger males have taken to wearing eye liner and black nail polish......so this might be the way for you to go Colin......

....tip, have plenty of baby wipes and nail polish remover handy in case you overdo it and scare the neighbours......x

lol :):):)

Corr blimey ten minutes ago I was logging off, now I have chipmunk cheeks ( Purely facial lol ) through smiling so much :):)

Been fun, but im off to get something to eat, could even use that cucumber and make a nice cup of tea whilst I practice how to do things properly. I will shoot mys sisters who taught me all the wrong things as I was growing up lol

Catch up soon :):)

Colin , yep . it only works when it wants to , never has anything to offer I would be interested in and makes an annoying noise when things get too hot .
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PMSL very good Kim....I wonder if I will be like this when I get ol....ermmmm hot and ermmm hotter....

Hello my friend Kim ... :-)

Colin , yep . it only works when it wants to , never has anything to offer I would be interested in and makes an annoying noise when things get too hot .
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Colin *wonders about salad dressing as its best to let it marinade * PMSL
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You have a male fridge Kim :):)

Ello Joy !!! (((HUGS))
I have started talking to the fridge ! Trouble is it doesn,t listen and still lets me open its door .
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hmmmm were is this thread going i ask?? lmao

Always best to be prepared a day early Kim :):):)

again..Colin teabags and cumumber slices ( yes slices not whole ones ) are for you eyes.....not to get rid of spots on your bum..tsk

*wonders if Colin has salad included in his dinner tommorow *
Hayley !! come back........ the menopause only means ,Im orrible to the male gendre , cos they are annoying , unnecissary (SP) and erm annoying an its their fault ...oh yes ..
Hi ya Caz xxxxxxxxxxxx

Sally :):) Do I use the T bags before or after I make the tea and are they not soggy when you put them on your cheeks and sit down on them :)

Im male and still learning sorry :):)