General Chat

going x eyed, think I'll watch HP film too......lol

I was working 7 days a week as a carer but just had no life at all so have given up Sat/Sunday evenings.

Means I finish at 2pm in the afternoon and that's me to the next day on weekends. Makes such a difference.

Just to sit and unwind is lovely. I've opened a bottle of wine tonight so if the screen suddenly goes blank ... I'm upside down behind the computer.

Not drunk you understand. Just trying out those Potter moves with the broomstick!

Aileen xxx

There's no letter 'e' in it!

Angela

Correct.

There is no "e" in any of the words, in spite of the fact that it is the most common letter in the English language.

When the police arrested a suspected murderer, they found a blood stained knife in the outside right pocket of his jacket.

The next day, when they went to get the evidence, they found the knife in the inside left pocket of his jacket.

Nobody had touched the jacket - as it was locked away - so how did the knife end up in a different place?

Aileen xxx

It was a reversible jacket and he reversed it when taking it off ?

Hello Aileen, forgot my manners before...


It was a reversible jacket?



Angela

Smarty pants.


Mr Smith eats two eggs every day. He never buys any eggs, nobody gives them to him, he doesn't steal them from anyone and he doesn't keep hens.

Where does he get his eggs from?

Aileen xxx

duck eggs?

A crate of Baileys and the rum (of course) winging its way to you Bob.


Even if we never win the Olympics, or get in the Guinness Book for Recodes, there is one record that each of us holds at one point in our lives. What is it?

Aileen xxx

HHHMMMMmmm!! Aileen!
thats slowed em down a bit...........LOL

me tooooooo i may add!

Bob

Can u give us a clue?.... before this drops off the page lol

Nudge,
I think youre right Susan :)

Lets hope it's the Baileys!
I've got some shirts to iron and it's a bit slow on here right now, so see u later.
Sandie x

So was it baileys or a birth certificate?
Angela

methinks, thanks to the ladies,
that the record, is the TIME of our birth

????

Bob

maybe Susan

but the record I mean is the actual moment of birth
you carry your birth with you.until the end.....
Bob

just guessing anyway....LOL

I am a bit addled...tooo much rum n baileys!!

health record

I reckon Liz is sitting the corner wiv 'er bucket of Bailey brew and laughing down her blouse at us lott!!

Bob

Every time Mary was late for work she blamed it on the fact her watch had stopped and she had not known the time. For her birthday her boss bought her a 14-day watch. How long do you think it would go without her winding it. :-( :-(
Never coz the watch is automatic and their isnt a a 14 day watch?

Every time Mary was late for work she blamed it on the fact her watch had stopped and she had not known the time. For her birthday her boss bought her a 14-day watch. How long do you think it would go without her winding it. :-( :-(
Never coz the watch is automatic and their isnt a a 14 day watch?