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i will have another cuppa .....

*cue music*

Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun
And this party was the place it all begun
He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny
Boozing like hell, that was really funny
She offered him a drink and made a little talk
But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk
Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you"

[Chorus]
The granny, the granny got 'm drunk
Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk
Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk
Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk
That old boozing-junk

The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking
Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking
She wanted him to dance and he said oke
Don't think about tomorrow just life today
Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care
Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare
And then at one moment, a beer to far
Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar

Monday morning at six o'clock
His head was feeling just like a rock
It was late last night, he knew for sure
So stay in bed today that's the only cure
He couldn't get up he felt so bad
His puke was yellow, black and red
Fred didn't ever see the granny again
That quite, little granny called him a man

Our Peace Brigade is on the move and we will not retreat.
We send our message far and wide to everyone we greet
We tell the world that we’re in style but war is obsolete,
The Granny Peace Brigade.

Chorus:
Move on over or we’ll move on over you,
Move on over, we’re the Grannies trekking through!
Move on over or we’ll move on over you,
The Granny Peace Brigade.

We’ve been around a time or two and lived through lots of wars,
And seen the senseless killing on so many distant shores.
We’re here to say that they can’t take our grandkids anymore!
The Granny Peace Brigade.

They thought that if they jailed us we would meekly go away,
But they didn’t know that Grannies always have to have their say.
We say this war must end and all our troops come home today!
The Granny Peace Brigade.

Our eyesight’s growing weaker and our hearing’s almost shot,
Our breasts are slowly sagging and our figure’s gone to pot,
But our voice is growing stronger and we will not be forgot!
The Granny Peace Brigade.

Move on over or we’ll move on over you,
Move on over, we’re the Grannies trekking through!
Move on over or we’ll move on over you,
The Granny Peace Brigade.

Twangs Granny's bloomers *exits left*

runs after mo > > >

sees ya later bestest friend...mwahh x

Our granny's in the corner
Drinking Choccie beer
Our lovely Grumpy Granny
Is one we hold so dear!!

So glad she isnt going
So glad she's gonna stay
So let us raise our glasses
And toast for another day

Cheers..**hiccup**

Granny ,just popped in and saw you were staying
Yippee all thoughs wet bloomers & Bellies
Open yer gob Granny Eclairs coming up
June xx

Sorry that was me .. postesd twice .....

sorry mrs mangle next door neighbour popped in for cuppa........

Twangs Granny's bloomer elstic
Hi there ...........

Hi June~~~~~~~~~~and stop pinging my bloomers i have red welt rounf my bellies they have been pinged that much.

sorry , its to much of a temtation
Ping Ping.....

covers sleeping princess up with blanket.......bless she's pie eyed.

Are you talking about poor MO ...??

Twangs Granny's bloomers *exits left*

throws bomerang at Mels head................ha ha got ya without leaving my chair.

Mel , she is now bouncing all over the place,
Gawd she nearley landed on me then ~~~~~~~~~~~

*birds spinnin arand head* ~ THE SKY IS FALLIN ~ *panics*

What have you done Helpppppppppp

Gotta go now .. Leave you to it
Best of British lol