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I'm staying!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:36

*cue music*

Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun
And this party was the place it all begun
He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny
Boozing like hell, that was really funny
She offered him a drink and made a little talk
But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk
Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you"

[Chorus]
The granny, the granny got 'm drunk
Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk
Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk
Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk
That old boozing-junk

The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking
Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking
She wanted him to dance and he said oke
Don't think about tomorrow just life today
Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care
Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare
And then at one moment, a beer to far
Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar

Monday morning at six o'clock
His head was feeling just like a rock
It was late last night, he knew for sure
So stay in bed today that's the only cure
He couldn't get up he felt so bad
His puke was yellow, black and red
Fred didn't ever see the granny again
That quite, little granny called him a man

jgee

jgee Report 2 Nov 2008 15:27

i will have another cuppa .....

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:26

passes mo a brandy bottle and straw..

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:25

are we having a non leaving party then granny?

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:23

Pi**ed

PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 2 Nov 2008 15:23

Im sitting in the corner
Feeling Ive been missed
Am I seeing double
Or am I just pi**ed

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:21

run hoff..she'll have you for breakfast > > >

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:21

sorry mo... must have been my bestest friend then...didnt know she had claws as well...pmsl

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:21

Men be afraid.................cause i eat you up and spit you out. lol

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:19

oh don't mind man pinging them..............its them women a'm afraid of.

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:18

*enters from right* ~ Did someone say party ?

Merlin

Merlin Report 2 Nov 2008 15:17

Me,on my way through to Camelot.**M**.( I,m good at pinging and Twanging.:o))))>pmsl.

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:16

takes Hoff's eye off end of Mo's claw and pops it back in centre of head.

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:15

ouch that was sore................who pinged me bloomers?????

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:15

has hoff got 3 eyes now...?

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:14

bellies are fine granny......no wasn't me it was mo poked hoff in the eye with her claw..

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:14

Good news Granny ~ *twangs bloomers and exits left*

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:10

Hi bestest friend how's yer bellies?
by the way did you poke Hoff in eye?

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 2 Nov 2008 15:09

fetches hat from attic....with straw for Hoff.............shame about your eye...............sniggers.

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 2 Nov 2008 15:09

bottle of brandy and a straw please........

hiya bestest friend...x