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Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	12 Jan 2009 15:25
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	What were the first words Eve said to Adam when they met ? "Don't think you're sticking that thing in me."
Member Since: October 2008 Posts: 628 Send Message	igor	Report	12 Jan 2009 14:35
Member Since: October 2008 Posts: 628 Send Message	when i first met mrs igor , the line was "for someone whos'e carying alot of weight you don't sweat a lot" she said years after if she had not found it funny i would have been a dead man36 years later we are still together .
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	Blue Moon	Report	12 Jan 2009 14:33
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	You wouldn't want food if you cuold see/smell what i could
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	me	Report	12 Jan 2009 14:25
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	food
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:48
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	i prefer a jacket than a cook roast ... love salad with spud ... like to cut the peppers small and mix those with the potato ..... dont do cheese lol
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 8,501 Send Message	WhackyJackieInOz	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:42
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 8,501 Send Message	Now why didnt I think of that Joan lol We had Jacket Potatoes yesterday they made a real change from Salads I did them in the Micro and then took soft part out and mashed it with Cheese Onion and Bacon topped them with Cheese then griilled them and they were delicious
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:21
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	knife is better pmsl only joking.......
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 8,501 Send Message	WhackyJackieInOz	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:20
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 8,501 Send Message	Funny Chat Up LInes Fancy a Jacket Potato I'm Doing a Beef Stew Well they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Certainly is in this house lol Lol @ Dormouse
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 1,045 Send Message	Dormouse	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:17
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 1,045 Send Message	It's raining so how about a chat-up line joke: A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?" He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	Blue Moon	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:17
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	I'm thinking of doing a large pan of beef stew,1 bowl to eat 5 for the freezer.
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:13
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	thanks fay i fancy a jacket spud only eaten 2 bowls of oats and 2 toast in between..... since 3-30 pm yesterday..........
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	Blue Moon	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:06
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	Here catch .................I've got a couple in the cupboard
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:02
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	a big spud ..... for my lunch ....starving......
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	me	Report	12 Jan 2009 12:00
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	need what lol
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	Blue Moon	Report	12 Jan 2009 11:58
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 3,570 Send Message	Joan ,what do you need?
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	12 Jan 2009 11:57
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	I need ?
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	12 Jan 2009 11:57
	If you can't be good, be careful, if you can't be careful...I'll look after you! That was my hubbies 2nd attempt his first was...Can I walk you back to your billet.
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	me	Report	12 Jan 2009 11:56
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 6,081 Send Message	lol
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 8,501 Send Message	WhackyJackieInOz	Report	12 Jan 2009 11:53
Member Since: May 2005 Posts: 8,501 Send Message	Norty Hoff lol
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	12 Jan 2009 11:50
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	dont be cheeky lol

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