General Chat

what if the ship sinks and I dont have clean draws on ** frets**

Thanks Vods...that's what I thought!!...*glum......

How awful Sally...no point in me reading local newspaper though, dont think they mention dead doggies....LOL.....

Hayley....I cant remember what I meant:-))

BC Don't worry, it's only a senior moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They come with OLD AGE Ouch that hurt pmsl

BC similar to what happened to me once when I saw someone I hadn't bumped into for a couple of months.
Me: Hi How are you?
Her: Fine thanks, how are are your family?
Me: They're good thank you. How's your Mum? I haven't seen her about in ages.
Her (after a gap of about a minute): Hadn't you heard? She collapsed and died in the street when she was shopping about 2 months ago.
Me (in my head): PLEASE LET THE GROUNDOPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since then I have religiously read the local newspaper!

Meaning ?

Lol...I know who you are....you buying underwear for your Cruise?? Wonder why folks buy new underwear when going on holidays?

** sighs ** No dear thats not me...I am the one you get drunk !!!!

*vaguely...you're not the one with the dead doggie, are you dear?? XX BC

Oh BC I was in M & S today .....brought a load of underware for my jollies...and they tried to rip me off for knickers...

Thanks Dawnie, roast chicken and home made fudge would be good....could you please...*sighs*...blend it for me:-) lol BC XX

BC

never mind Im like that all the time,

Here have some homemade fudge (yes made by my own fair hand) theres vanilla or Rum and Raisin (proper rum not essence)

oh and its roast chicken dinner for tea if you want some

Thanks folks:-) I am now prepared to pay the ultimate sacrifice, Liz, will put away the Baileys and buy a ton of blueberries! LOL BC XX

Hi Liz.....l saw that, l've been drinking coffee today (not decafe either lol) and will look out for some Blueberries:o))) last time l ate them was 1998......dowww now l know whats wrong with me!! lol

jude :o) xx

Don't worry BC it's happening to us all! Must be as they had a bit on the One Show last night about people and memory problems, apparently they did a survey of several people, and then made them eat blueberries every day for three months, and lo and behold, their memories improved. This has already been tested on rats and humans, but fgs, the price of blueberries, how many of us can afford those every day!
I think it's just the stress of daily life making us forget things, nothing to do with age! It's just a number!

Lizxx

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE CHATTING
AND SOMEONE SAYS HOW OLD THEY
ARE AND ALL YOU SAY IS, NEVER
WHEN ALL YOU CAN DO IS TO
STOP YOUR JAW DROPPING ……WELL BC
YOU MAY HAVE A HIGHISH NUMBER

BUT YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STUNNING
I AM JELOUSE
SO SHURRUP SAYING YOURE OLD SENILE

No she had definitely told me and I had commiserated with her! lol Well Jude, you made me feel better, as long as we are all senile I dont mind....

So the doggie did die and you forgot?? and you think your senile.....lol what you like BC, of course your senile and me too in that case l forget everything!!! lol

jude :o) xx

Oh dear BC, perhaps it was the cold stunned your brain, I bet you didn't have that wooly hat on again!!!

At least she laughed. Maybe you didn't know before.

I was in M&S lunch time too, bet you weren't in the same one though. I was in Cheltenham.

Ann
glos xx

When I bumped into a friend I hadn't seen for a while. How are you, said I brightly...and how's your little dog? She stared at me for at least 50 seconds and said quietly....you remember, my doggie died last summer...When she saw my horrified face, she started to laugh (thank goodness) but I am really worried now that this is the beginning...*sobs....

Old and Senile BC XXXX