General Chat

Right no more sitting on my butt off to get this house fumigated LOL. Catch you later one and all have a good day/night wherever you are x

LOL good timing there DET. If I leave it we will have to wade through the dust to find the cat LOL x

Help there is a rather vicious Koala climbing the curtains. It must be looking for food Aunty hurry up and send some LOL. I hope it doesn't get a taste for Boakins LOL

we have nessie as well wondered why the custard kept going Kenny and bessie got married had babies but cant remeber the names now ,
hello everyone am not really here i have a list of chores to do and a relation to look for lol its too addictive on here
am not seeing frog until sunday cos he is taking me to the theatre and out to lunch so am looking forward to that

Aunty, you haven't mentioned the 'botty' stamping!!

Elizabeth seems to be very quiet and gentle so we will have to break her in gently!!

No mention of mole stew and custard vats and flying omelettes, never mind the 'magic' pink mushrooms.

LG, what about the outfits and the missles when we have a 'foray'!!! (although they seem to be few and far between nowadays!)

Well if Elizabeth comes back after reading that lot - she definitely deserves a couple of nights in the padded cell. I thought you weren't trying to frighten her off......lol

Hello Elizabeth welcome to the mad.....er I mean lodge.

Maz, sounds like you have a nice day planned for Sunday, hope you enjoy it.

I was sure I posted on here this morning, but it's not here, must have pressed the wrong button.

He-he!! We haven't warned Elizabeth about Sweet Pea yet!! Someone ought to tell her to watch out for all her electrical gadgets!! They'll not be safe once he find his way to her house!!

Oh dear Pauline. This means you are at the awkward stage in your life.

Those time when you are sure you have done something but can't quite remember what it was or why you had to do it.

It's OK we will just all move over one spot in the padded cell and allow you some room.

I thught I would let ElizabethOS have a few days to acclimatize before we stamp her bottom. Botty stamping seems to scare the junior Nut Lodgers away.

Eucalyptus seedings on their way. Please have the Nut Lodge gardening squad stand by so the planting can be completed forthwith.

Loads catapult with seedlings. Thinks, hope it's dark over there because I am sure the Poms have some sort of regulations against the import of plants. Oh never mind, it's bad enough with a vicious koala, a hungry vicious one will be a disaster.


Koala tucker on its way .................................................................................................................................................................................

Zoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!! Swishhhhhhhhhhhh.

Duck! Oh good shot!!

By the way don't you think crusty bread soaked in pink custard sounds delicious. And so wonderfully sloppy for firing off in the catapult.

Locks windows and puts up storm screens!!

Aunty finds her whip and chases Maz around cracking the whip and yelling things like........

"Wadda you mean you don't know why she was entered on these trees as both a boy and a girl???!!!!"

Youll be needing the storm screens. I hear the good weather is coming to the end of it's reign soon!!!

Hope the eucalyptus seedlings will take when they arrive. More snow on it's way and it's absolutely freezing!!

I'll tame that little blighter of a koala!! Should have been St Christopher!! Even Kenny is a softie with me!!

I think we need to have a conversation about firemen YG. Now by the time that one is old enough, you are going to be well past it.

Could I suggest maybe you try for a slightly larger wagon next time.

I know LG is busy so would one of you zap a glasshouse together for the seedlings. They won't be able to survive the snow.

We don't need an enormous one just big enough for a small forest.

I'm past it now Aunty!! That's why I have to use my imagination!! And it is very vivid!!

I'm rushing outside now to the shed. Got loads of bubble wrap to insulate it with and a nice warm carpet on the floor. The plants will be fine in there. I might be frozen to death by the time I've finished it but at least it will cool my ardour lol!!

waddya mean lol I am confused and tired its been a rowdy night with youth in a snowy teesdale ,and i am chilling wondering how much scandal is being hidden from me in my family lol
i was wondering why a pink splodge of bird sh was on my window now i know its blooming custard

Howllllllllll. It's a full moon tonight just been out baying to the sky LOL

The crown is mine all mine I

I'm the killer Queen,
gelignite and gelatine,
dynamite with my laser beam. LOL

Snuggling up comfy on my throne in my rightful place.

Dear All

Hello

Thank you all for the nice welcome messages.

I hope WC Seasons is behaving himself in the compound with the other animals.

Take care all
Very best wishes
xx

Hi Elizabeth. Well he was a bit of a naughty boy earlier climbing up my nice red and white curtains. He was searching for food but thankfully Aunty sent him over some eucalyptus so he was happy and has behaved wonderfully since.

Dear LaGooner

Hello

Is your name taken from a football team?
Would that be Arsenal?

Please don't shout if it isn't!
I love football but I always forget the nicknames for the teams.

Best wishes
x