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I swam the Atlantic last week, under water

Me too Joy.....I did a 10 week course on wrestling dinosars.....I thought nah nows the time to give it so I married the dinosars with me being a Princess just seem right init...lol

Well, bearing in mind the fact that we were brought up in a cardboard box in an underpass, I passed all my O levels at age 8 (17 of them) all my A levels at age 9 (only 8 of those) and had my degree by age 10 (Thematic Psychology).

I was then a ghost writer for various superstars for the next 5 years (oh the stories I could tell you! but I won't). That took me through to my teens.

Then MI5 needed help with training the spies so I was in there - mega bucks salary - which is how I bought the mansion in Surrey and the island off the coast of Mauritius.

Then I had a child - he is a genius of course. Runs Mensa now.

Then NASA came calling - so I was probably, in fact, very likely the one who got you through your space cadet training. But, it's OK - that was my job at the time!

Sooo, I think I might be in the running.

Jill

p.s. why are we doing this - remind me!

IVE HAD A SHAVE SINCE THEN HAYLEY

TUT TUT

Joy you were the bearded lady stop fibbing......evening all lol

when i was 13
i ran away with the circus becoming an acrobat
then i progrested to became a trapeze artist
then i became a topless model
and then i fell in love with a hells angel and married him

and lived happy ever after

BORN TO ME WILD

Have you been smoking something funny........LOL

did I tell you I can see white spots all over your mouth aswell.........:}}}}}}}}}

ya a great big fibber everybody knows you only got a bronze medal...........and that was for taking leaves and flaky skin off the pool..........ha ha ha,,,,,,,,,,,,

Yep! Easy

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Yep sweeping it, did I tell you about the time I won a gold medal for swinning the whole of the Alantic ocean, thats how I became a captain of a cruise liner, which help pay for the 5 years I studied as a space cadet and got to the moon in the space shuttle BS1, all this by the time I was 18 and then I settle in motherhood...can you beat that lolololololol x