General Chat

Island I must stop sampling the Russian Water, I
thought it was Friday!!!!!!! :-D

Emma x

I'm doing this on my moby Emma, I tell you you've missed it.

It was all very hush hush though......only us in the know ;-)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14000065

Prickles will pass on message, Island the biggy wedding is
today with celebrations going on all week-end, loads of food
and booze, not that I drink....choke...cough...splutter..what
happened there, clears throat, now as I was saying the
champers won't bother me!!!!!

Emma x

I think you missed it Emma :-D

I've just been on the phone to dear Bertie, he wondered what kept you :-D :-D

Do give my apologies to my friend Albert Emma, i am sure he will understand that my charitable duties must come first.


;-)

Am off to Monaco to a wedding as am related to Albert and
he has asked me to attend, wasn't going to go but changed my mind at the last minute. :-D

Emma x

Make the most of the Delicious Mr Depp this week-end Maggie. Next week-end he is mine.

He can make me walk the plank anytime. ;-)

Way to go Maggie!! ;-) :-D

Sorry - a man who insures his hair?????
Instant turn-off for me!

I shall be going to the Hat Fair (true) and, should I come across Mr Oliver, I shall become Edward Scissorhands and crop his locks!!!

Now, Mr Depp - a different barrel of fish :-D

Oh............a Hungry Hunter home from the hunt??

I haint never seen an Island move so quick!!! ;-)

Oooh - a hungry hunter home from the hunt. Lucky Island - she nipped off quick didn't she? No hungry hunters around here - all I can hear is snoring. Oh well, better go and join him, I suppose :-S

I soo don't need a "Whoopy Cushion" Island............trust me! ;-)

sorry gels, bit out off sync again. That bl@ddy Chris Packham was pestering me for some budgie seed.


My hungrey hunter is home so I shall bid y'all good night. :-D

Oh yes, Steven told me you'd been pestering Oprah for a go on her Whoopi cushion :-D :-D :-D

I know this is the "Weekend Fibbers Thread" (Well i wood, wooded eye!)
But...........it wasn't until i googled "Top Telly Totty Neil Oliver the big Scottish Floozie"..........that i had arf an inkling.....who the ell you were on about!!

Please give my regards to Oprah Big............we got on so well on the set of "The Colour Purple" We had a blast! :-D

Sorry for the delay folks. I had to sweep Mr Holiver of me doorstep.
I said "I'm sorry Neil but I don't share.....ya big scottish flooozie"


Prickles......ya jellyous :-D

I understand that my social manager has confirmed a book signing in "Little whatsthat " for 11 am on Saturday followed by a lunch at number 10 and after noon tea with her in doors. On Sunday i believe I am expected to interview Oprah at 9.30 am with brunch later at the white house followed by a guest appearance on "who's your daddy" and I expect to be able to put my feet up 4pm. So nothing important planed

I have been to that private Island, many a time ;-)

Doo keep your hand on your private's Island.... cos those unsavory Jelly fish, don't arf sting!! :-D

Oh ho ho.

Green eyed monsters on the horizon. :-D

Sorry girls, but he is mine for the weekend. The whole 48 hours.

Yep, top tv totty. and mine, all mine.

Yes, I can confirm his hair is very silky to run one's fingers through. ;-)

Good evening ladies :-D

I'm jetting off to my private island to enjoy lots of private weather. I shall swim in my own private bit of sea which is kept at a constant comfortable temperature by my hand picked gawjuss weather wallahs.
The rest is private.

On my return I shall drop mushy pineapples on Mo'Gal for nickin' Mr Top Telly Totty :-D

Prickles.........I think you're fibbing about the date. The rest I can believe :-D :-0