General Chat

50 shades was a pile of tripe - read a part of the first one and then sold the trilogy for a fiver!!! now Lady C - that's a classic and som of H E Bates' books are on the racey side as well

of course for tittilation you can look at the free porn channels on Sky but they are very boring after you've looked at one or two of them - girls with breasts that never move - like headlamps

That joke has been around for years, down here... sex is what posh people get their coal in

A vintage motor will get you to the same destination as a Ferrari.
It doesn't all have to be about looks and power you know :-P

Slow and easy always worked for me. :-D :-D :-D

John you must have had a very progressive teacher. When at all girls school in Walsall sex was never mentioned, well not by the teachers anyway ;-)

When I was 16 a group of us girls went to see The Last Tango in Paris, it got to the kitchen scene and we all walked out disgusted. :-D

They put far worse on TV these days

John, so you saw that film wiv the stepladder ooooohhhh
Just making a note of that. ;-) ;-) ;-)

Kay???? he missed off "......in the 1950s" ;-) :-D

Budge ,,,,,,,,,you're too old now for that label. ;-) :-D :-D

Prickly ... I thought you said Muffin... :-D :-D :-D :-D

For a second I thought you were going to let the cat out of the bag about me being a Stud Muffin... ;-)

Think stepladder was for reaching a high chandelier. Was that the film with the flying trapeze :-S :-S

I'm sayin nuffin!!

Mine is a tea please milk no sugar

Being serious for a mo. My dau.in law told me she was reading 50 shades and would I like to read it after her. WELL!!!
I only knew about it from the thread on here so I had the gist of it.
Found myself a bit hot under the collar and said no thanks, not really my thing.
How times have changed. :-) :-) :-)

Seems like it's coffee ( or tea) and biccies all round then :-)

I was just reminded of a film I went to see a long time ago,( must have been an 18+..though I don'ty think it was particularly pornographic) the gist of it was that it was set in a clinic for couples with sexual hangups...all I remember about it now was that they had a bedroom, and that at the end of the film the 'punchline' was that "we never did work out what the stepladder was for"....lol neither did I :-)

Each to their own.

Is there any tea left :-D :-D :-D

We had one copy of Lady C at school, which was passed around. Someone had the foresight to remove the cover and replace it with 'Black Beauty'. You should've done that Barb :-D

My Dad found my copy of Lady C. I got a right telling off.

He used to buy N.of The World but nobody else was allowed to look at it and put it under the seat cushion in his chair.

Its no wonder I am so naive :-( :-(

No qualifications or intelligence needed,,,,,,,,,,,think this is why many apply for the industry.

The film makers must have days when they have no appitite..... ;-)

Can't beat Lady C for that, in my book. I spent quite a lot of time as a teenager reading what went on by that chicken coop ;-)

I think perhaps porn gives people, especially men, unrealistic expectations. But I think the same about Mills and Boon novels - life isn't like that. Real people aren't like that.

I don't suppose it will ever go away but I think it's a bit sad and desperate, really.

I had a look at 50 Shades ... in the book shop and it was very badly written. If women want to read porn they should at least try literate porn. ;-)

Gwynne

Off to put kettle on :-D