General Chat

A Titervating Tetley tipple coming up Emms.......down in one !!!!! :-D :-D :-D

Any cream needed for your ass Prickles ;-)

I'll have a Tetley thanks :-D

Hands rubber gloves to Pwickles......

I'll get them in this time Pwickles only of I can have a Bliss Buster :-D :-D :-D

Ok :-|....Heads over to yonder, next to sign that say's..........."The Three Kings" :-|

Would someone please be kind enuff to order me a "Sex on the Beach" whilst i tend to my Ass.

:-D

She could be pruning her winter bush, or clipping mistletoe ready for the snogs she will be receiving from the wise men !!! :-0 :-0 :-0

You won't find her in a pub Prickles...

frets....where could she be, will she have her
thermal drawers on,food, lippy and photos of
her beloved shed :-( :-)

Its over yonder Pwickles next to the sign that says "The Three Kings" :-D :-D ;-)

Has anyone spotted "The Three Kings" yet?

That's the name of the Inn by the way.

;-)

So good - you said it twice Pwickles :-D :-D :-D

Dizzi - who you calling a old witch wiv corns??? :-P :-D

Pwickle I thought they were our reserve parachutes I was holding onto :-D :-D ;-)

Ah ha!!

Climb aboard Dizzi Dumplin...........we are heading in the direction of anyfink that smells good!

Gingerbread is good............but my taste buds are thinking...... kebab!

STRANGE YOU LOT ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
THERES A TRAIL OF JUMBO SIZE POPCORN ALL
THROUGH THE WOOD,,I THOUGHT AT FIRST IT WAS OFF
THE OLD WITCH AS IT LOOKED MORE LIKE CORN POPED OFF
HER CORNS,
IF ITS ANY HELP THE HOUSE IS MADE OF GINGERBREAD,

MMMMM SMELLS LUVERLEY

Lets have a sing song......

Little donkey, feeling wonkey
On the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards
With your precious load.

Been a long time, little donkey
Through the winter’s night
Don’t give up now, little donkey
Befleahem's in sight.

Ring out those bells tonight
Befleahem, Befleahem
Follow that star tonight
Befleahem, Befleahem

Little donkey, little donkey
Had a heavy day
Little donkey
Carry Prickles safely on her way.

Little donkey, little donkey
On the dusty road
There are cocktails waiting for a
Sign to bring them here.

Do not falter, little donkey
There’s a star ahead
It will guide you, little donkey
To our Dottie's shed.

My Ass has a sat nav Merz so don't you be a fretting.

Orf we jolly well go then>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Merz.........please put your arms around my waist. You are clinging on to my Michael Booblies!!!

:-| :-| :-|

oops sorry...*gives Barb a leg up...... :-D :-D :-D

Holds on tight, with one arm as the other holds on tight to me bottle of taboo GLUG

**Barfffff** exsqueeze me

Pwickles please tell me the Ass knows where its going :-S :-S

...for Smelly read Merry lolol.....sometimes Rudy does get

smelly especially if he's behind Dasher who just lurves sprouts :-0 :-( :-D

So who have we got then...

Me
Merz
Shona
Barb
Smelly

We need to get a move on. Happy Hour at the Inn ends at 9..........and we don't want to miss that now do we.

;-)

Where's Wend? :-|

That is perfick Smelly. (That does say Smelly don't it?...I can't find my glasses?)

We can hang our handbags orf Rudys antlers.

Don't forget your headscarf Barb...........we don't want yer wig flying orf!

:-D

Rudy says he'll give lifts if anyone's interested and he loves Revels ;-).....if it gets dark his nose will light the way :-D