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Walking Down the Aisle.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Dec 2013 14:42

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.

It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.

I gave her a loving smile and said,

"Get that trolley over here love.

They're doing a Christmas Special.......3 cartons of Beer, for the price of 2."


Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 11 Dec 2013 14:50

OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!

you ARE Awful.................





but I like you.............



Island

Island Report 11 Dec 2013 15:09

You had me going there Mr M. I was bracing meself for mush.
very funny :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 11 Dec 2013 15:18

I had a senior moment in the Supermarket this morning. Once the cashier had scanned my groceries I took my card out of my wallet to pay for them and as I did so, the cashier said to me "Strip down facing me"

Making a mental note to complain to the manager about excessive security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical cashier stopped screaming and the alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my bank card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 11 Dec 2013 15:29

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Andysmum

Andysmum Report 11 Dec 2013 16:35

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

OH can't stop laughing!

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 11 Dec 2013 18:01

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Joeva

Joeva Report 11 Dec 2013 18:02

Great OFTG! :-D :-D