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SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST.........

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 Dec 2013 18:49

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Dan had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed Dan.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO. I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'


The room erupted in applause.

Island

Island Report 12 Dec 2013 18:56

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 12 Dec 2013 19:47

Bravo!!!

:-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 12 Dec 2013 20:00

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 13 Dec 2013 07:04

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Annina

Annina Report 13 Dec 2013 16:14

It must have been my surgery.We have several like that. :-( :-( :-(

ShelleyRose

ShelleyRose Report 13 Dec 2013 17:51

Brilliant Mr. Magoo. lol