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The 2nd Affair

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Dec 2013 23:33

A middle-aged couple had two
beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.

He told his wife:

'There's no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters
I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind
my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 13 Dec 2013 23:51

Reminds me of the couple that always made love in the dark...........for years this went on, until one day(night) the wife had had enough, and switched the lights on(in mid stroke,as it were) only to find that he was using a marital aid, to satisfy his wife..........

whats going on? she screamed,are you impotent?, you b'stard.........

I demand an explanation..............


well he said its true, I haven't been able to raise a gallop for some time now and yes I'm not able to father children...................talking of which, I've explained the toy,


now you explain the children..............

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 14 Dec 2013 07:10

MR_MAGOO & Bobtanian :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Dec 2013 08:45

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me