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The 5th Affair

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Dec 2013 10:50


A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked:
'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.'

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Dec 2013 10:54

:-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Dec 2013 11:04

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D