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The Amazng Scotsman!

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Barry_

Barry_ Report 17 Dec 2013 18:54

Just while I await the limo, you understand ....!

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: 'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'.
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded poster for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'.
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated.

This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

'You're incredible!' he told the Scotsman. 'But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?’

'Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.'

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Dec 2013 18:56

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2013 06:42

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 18 Dec 2013 07:22

lolol

I've already copied it & sent it to my brother :-D

I wonder how long it will be until the phantom strikes? :-|

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2013 07:46

LadyScozz - Don't tempt fate

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"