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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 16 Jan 2014 10:30

AH!...........

stuff of which, dreams are made!!

;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Jan 2014 22:43

:-D :-D :-D

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 15 Jan 2014 22:30

OMG :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Jan 2014 11:46

:-D :-D :-D He he

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Jan 2014 11:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

GinN

GinN Report 15 Jan 2014 11:32

Oh dear! :-D :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Jan 2014 07:12

:-D :-D :-D

Susan-nz

Susan-nz Report 15 Jan 2014 05:02

:-D

Barry_

Barry_ Report 15 Jan 2014 01:15

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.
Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe who had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished ... naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
"Did you dance much?"
"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Cliff, Dennis Wolfe, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."