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Snow Ploughing in Dublin.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 22 Jan 2014 11:38


On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in
Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the
Snow ploughs can get through. "So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snow ploughs can get through. "The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all
men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this
time."


I didn't see it coming either

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 22 Jan 2014 11:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

michael2

michael2 Report 22 Jan 2014 11:51

its the way you tell them. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 22 Jan 2014 22:26

Nicely done!! you managed to get a Blonde AND an irishman into the same joke!!!

ps I know a joke about 10 inches of snow........in the carribean!.

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 23 Jan 2014 00:15

:-D

:-D for Bob........ I think I know that one :-) :-) :-)