General Chat

Ooooh there's one to the left of this post... Doctor Jamie Roberts- He'll do! :-) :-) <3

Afternoon all - popping in on the way pas to say hello :-D :-D

Hi Col :-D :-)

Forget the nursing Mers...I'll cure myself :-D :-D

Afternoon Mersey and Everyone :-)
Wet and windy again over the mountain.
Where is the pink glittery lady I wonder :-)

Take care everyone.
Shaun :-)

Afternoon all from a very very wet channel coast. :-(Emma, Forget the "Indian Brandy" Get the real thing Reme Martin,a couple of slugs of that should sort you out :-D However your own "Highland Dew" should do that anyway :-D tha pink glittery lady is at her new job, :-D :-D Pole and Belly Dance Instructor :-D :-D.And Jemima (PD) leave the doctors alone , :-DThey,re strictly off limits for everyone except Barbs, Emma,Prickly and :-D :-D :-D Every one else has to make do with visiting Firemen.with the exception of the lady who has "Vic" to warm her feet :-D ;-)

Merlin words of wisdom as usual..taking your advise :-D :-) <3

Hyah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :-D :-D :-D

Poor Emma and Jem with the dreaded lurgy, awh stay warm and plenty of hot drinks.

My DR is a real sweetheart Merlin but I hardly ever have reason to call on him :-(

Many years ago, Bob Dylan had a huge hit with 'The Times, They Are a Changin', which captured the mood of that era .

Back then, 'gay-rights' was the opinion of the 'Late Late Show' host; a 'top-up' was what a friendly barman gave you at closing time; and 'Irish Water' was what you waded through during the summer.

An 'escort-agency' was your local Ford garage; a G-string was found on a guitar; 'boxers' fought in the Olympics and won bronze medals; and 'divers' wore skimpy togs and jumped off a high board.

A 'whistleblower' was the ref at the Sunday school match; 'Twitter' was something your budgie did in its cage; an 'iPad' was used if they were bloodshot; a 'disc' was something that slipped in your back; a 'tablet' was what you took for the pain; and 'ejaculations' were short prayers the nuns tried to teach you.

'Mass murder' was the church choir singing out of tune and the 'missionary position' was Fr Pat preaching the bible in Africa.
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(C&P from a recent E-Mail.)

By the way, you will need to be Irish or have lived in Ireland anytime between the late 60s & not so many years ago to understand the comment about 'The Late, Late Show'. And I'm not about to spoil it by explaining it. Begorrah!

and Gay Byrnes were................?

Sadly, he is not exclusive to the Irish or ancient :-(

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Im lost on that one Dermot :-S

Coooooeeee to all ive missed, I will try and catch up :-D :-D

Spot on, Island! But don't tell the others!

:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P ;-)

I won't Dermot ;-) :-D Your secret is safe.

Come on Island out with it :-D :-D ;-)

It's a secret :-D

Dermotttttttttttttttttt :-| :-| :-P

Island im abit fick so come on feel sorry for me, AND SPIT IT OUT :-D :-D :-D

Good afternoon all.Not been too bad here today, a bit damp but not as cold as they promised, unless I am judging it against last week when we thought it was much colder 'up there' then 'down here' Lol!!! Weekly shop done today well more like a two weekly from the bill seemed to need a lot because of not shopping last week and having left over veg etc.
Am hoping those with bugs have not sent them into cyber space.

Paula leave Vic alone, keep him off your feet anyway.

Seriously hope those with bugs will soon feel better. :-) :-) :-)

England wins The Ashes. Well done girls!

Hi Ann don't worry we are protected I have put a screen between us so they are now in isolation :-D :-D :-D
It been dismal here in Liverpool, I can't get warm, so thats it fluffettes are on and im not budging.... <3 <3

Ann I am warming Vic up ready for tonight. ;-)