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Marriage (Part I )

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Magpie

Magpie Report 6 Feb 2014 15:01

I'm surprised that you aren't in trouble AGAIN Mr Magoo!!! but you have certainly made me chuckle!!

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Feb 2014 12:45

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 5 Feb 2014 23:37

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'