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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

And again!!!

Then there was the arrogant one laying down to his new wife, the law about how HE was the breadwinner,
He will make all the decisions
He is the one that wears the trousers in HIS house..
and will come and go, as he pleases,
She replied quietly holding up a pair of the most diaphonous Panties you could ever find and said to him,
Ok darling you can wear the trousers , now try these on




Dont be daft he said,They are far too small for me, I'll never get into THEM!!

Too true she says, and if you don't change your ways, you never will