General Chat

Is it ladies in general, or my wife in particular who seems not to share my humour.

We were looking through the front window the other day when my wife saw a large bird hovering in the sky before landing near the house (the bird, not my wife).

She said that it looked a bit hunched over. I asked what the time was and OH said dinner time

I suggested that the way her cooking had been recently the bird was a vulture waiting for the victims of the meal.

I quite enjoyed my stay in hospital :-D :-D

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your wife is a saint putting up with you :-D

because she does not share your humour does not mean she has none :-D

maybe she doesn't think its funny to have to go though your list of 100 favourite sauces for guinea pig :-D nothing wrong with that. :-D

give the poor woman a break <3

you do like to live on the dangerous side Allan!!!! :-D

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The reason I asked the question was that when woke up in the hospital I saw through misty vision my GP. he said that I looked as though I had been hit by a bus.

I explained what had happened and he gave a sort of cynical smile. He told me that he said something similar to his wife.

And that's how we came to be on the same ward together :-D :-D :-D

Allan you have just proved you are not a HUMBUG :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

Mersey, this thread is not the real me :-| :-| :-|

I REALLY am a humbug.....Bah! :-D :-D

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Your an ickle soft Humbug Allan :-D ;-) a man who loves making barmcakes :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

And cooking in general, Mersey. Nothing Cordon Bleu but I certainly wouldn't starve to death. I prefer to make 'one pot' meals :-)

Your oh taught you all you know, her being a northern girliegoo..... ;-)

Anyway a proper humbug has a hard outside but is a softie in the middle :-D :-D :-D

being hit by a bus reminded me of something :-D :-D :-D


a female pedestrian was found dead on a road - police not sure who she was but after some enquiries they headed to what they believed was her home armed with a photograph of her - man answered the door - they showed him the photograph and he confirmed it was his wife - looks like she's been hit by a bus they said - I know he replied, but she was good with the kids :-D :-D

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the punchline was something different but couldn't say it on here ;-) :-D

Allan!

Ofcourse your missus has a sense of humour....... she lives with you!

She needs one.

That's what I tell my OH :-D


:-D :-D :-D @ AnnCardiff's story

LadyScozz

Unfortunately, whilst it may say lots about her sense of humour, it positively SHOUTS about her lack of taste, whereas mine is impeccable!

OH married me, I married her :-D :-D :-D

I'm quite sure that I got the better deal :-D :-D

I think you might get along with my OH Allan.......he likes living dangerously too!! :-)

A couple of examples............when I was standing in the shower I caught him peering at me with a smile on his face. 'What are you looking at?' I asked, thinking I must have a bruise. 'I'm looking for the "best before" date' was his answer!!

Recently I decided I need to exercise more and my old cross trainer has developed a horrendous screech. I was trying to work out what might be causing it and his verdict was 'perhaps it's in pain!. :-S

I shall refrain from commenting, Ann :-D :-D

That must be hard if you are like he is Allan!! :-)