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Central Bank of Benin Republic
No, 16 Hammed express road Tokpa Cotonou
E-mail ( [email protected] )
Phone: 00229 6634 1890
Tel: +229 6634 1890
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]
Official Bank Email: [email protected]

Attention: Beneficiary

I am Owen Ibrahim, the new Head authorized Fund Crediting Manager
handling all foreign unpaid inheritance and contract fund. Your email
is among the listed beneficiary who have not receive their inheritance
payment and also among the once who want claim their inheritance. Your
payment file have been open today after the World Bank Executive board
meeting concerning all Unpaid inheritance and we notice that your
payment have been kept pending for a very long time due to the wrong
information given previously by the payment Administrative officer.

The Federal Republic of Benin under the instruction of His Excellency
President YAYI BONI, GCFR have given ORDER in the First Quarter
Payment Approval yesterday to release ALL outstanding payment through
our Bank and your name is among the listed approved beneficiary to
receive their PART PAYMENT of US$10.5M (Ten Million And Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollar).

Furthermore, to be sure of whom we have contacted, The Skye Bank
Management hereby advice that you fill and return the below listed
personal details so as to enable us cross check with the one in your
payment file before we commence with the release of your approval part
payment.

First Name:
Last Name:
Middle Name:
Address:
DOB: (Date of Birth):
Telephone:
Mobile Phone:
Occupation:
Copy of your Identification: Drivers License OR International Passport:
Next of Kin Name:

And re-confirm your full bank detail's such as;

Bank Name:
Account Name:
Bank Account Number:
Routing/ Swift Number:

Once you confirm your information complete we will process for the
transfer. More further; You need to open International Bank Account in
our bank here Central Bank of Benin enable us follow the bank account
transfer your fund into your bank account in your country and only
money bank will collect from you is $65 to open the International Bank
Account here, so immediately you send the $65 you fund $10.5million
will transfer into your bank account.

Use this information send the money via Western Union or Money Gram

WITH THIS INFORMATION BELLOW;

Receiver name: Ndife Chizoba Nelson
Country: Benin
City: Cotonou
Text Question: AA
Answer: BB
Amount: $65 (Sixty Five United State Dollar)

Once you send the money forward the payment slip via attachment to us
enable us processed for your transfer. We Sincerely Apologize for the
delay you have encountered in trying to receive your fund, but we
assure you that those delays will never be encountered again.

Best Regards

Regards,
Owen A. Ibrahim
Executive Governor Central Bank of Benin Republic
Tel: +229 6634 1890
Email: [email protected]
Official Bank Email: [email protected]

At least you know it's not ME that rr's the jokes!


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Prickles,

I had heard that about you but of course I didn't believe it, until now that is. :-D

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If there's no sex or bad language........

I'm not interested!

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Good one Jonesey :-D

Thanks Jonesey - that brought a smile to my face this morning :-D :-D :-D

Love it, thank you Jonesey just what I needed to smile at the start of the day, off to work now.

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rofl

I think he also played for Manly (in Oz).


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Te he, jonesey.

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Love this Jonesey

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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I must confess, darling, I used to be a hooker."

He says, "That's all right, dear. Your past is your past but, I must admit, I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it."

She replies, "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan." :-D

There's no sex, no bad language, It's not sexist, racist, homophobic or ageist. It doesn't patronise, criticise or condemn. It's only aim is to amuse so I wonder if it will escape the attention of they with the itchy finger?

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