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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Feb 2014 23:18

why keep a dog and bark yourself :-D

jax

jax Report 18 Feb 2014 23:13

I was rr'd today nothing wrong with it....but it was removed within an hour.....GR must have a new work experience person in :-D

Jonesey

Jonesey Report 18 Feb 2014 22:32

No need to do that DET when there are others out there only too eager to do it for their own perverted reasons.

They really should get out more.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 18 Feb 2014 22:31

Guess wot?

It weren't me!

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 18 Feb 2014 22:29

Good one Jonesey.....have seen it before but i would have been RR'd for sure.

:-D :-D :-D :-D

+++DetEcTive+++

+++DetEcTive+++ Report 18 Feb 2014 22:26

So it you didn't RR it yourself? ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Feb 2014 22:23

as you say - could be a long night - I've been reported as well for an innocuous posting

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Feb 2014 22:22

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Jonesey

Jonesey Report 18 Feb 2014 22:16

The RR'r who was the 4th or 5th viewer struck within 3 minutes of the 1st posting, :-P :-P. It could be a long night.


The female dentist prepared the needle to give the man with a toothache an anaesthetic injection.


“No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the guy said.


So the dentist started to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objected again. “I can’t do the gas thing either.”


“The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”


She then asked the guy if he had any objection to taking a pill.


“No objection,” the patient said. “’I'm fine with pills.”


When she returned she said, “Here’s a Viagra and a glass of water.”

The guy says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”

“It doesn’t” she said, “But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out!!!

Jonesey

Jonesey Report 18 Feb 2014 22:10

Once again there's no sex, no bad language, It's not sexist, racist, homophobic or ageist. It doesn't patronise, criticise or condemn. It's only aim is to amuse so I wonder if it will escape the attention of they with the itchy finger?

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