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AGE IS A WONDERFUL THING 2

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Feb 2014 20:40

ROMANCE

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 21 Feb 2014 20:50

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 21 Feb 2014 20:55

:-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 22 Feb 2014 07:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 22 Feb 2014 10:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D