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Hospital Visit

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 26 Feb 2014 10:53

:-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 26 Feb 2014 00:17

Mama Mia! :-( :-(

:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 25 Feb 2014 23:23

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 25 Feb 2014 22:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 25 Feb 2014 22:35

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Frederick

Frederick Report 25 Feb 2014 22:28


John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbour in the hospital, who had just had a very
serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in plaster, completely
wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions, he looks like a mummy, John
tries to have a conversation, but his neighbour has his eyes closed and isn't
responding. Suddenly his eyes jump wide open and he starts to gurgle and during
his last gasp for air he says:
"Mi stai bloccando iI d. tubicino ossigeno , Pezzo di merda....."
John inscribes the words in his heart.
At the funeral John tells the black-clad widow that her husband had something to say.
And , she ask with tearful eyes, "was it that he loved me?"
"I do not know" said the man, "but it sounded like Mi stai bloccando iI d'tubicino
ossigeno, pezzo di merda....."
The widow screams and faints.
"What?" John startled asks the daughter, "What did he say, what does that mean?"
And the crying daughter says:
"You are standing on my oxygen hose, you git."


F. :-D :-D