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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Feb 2014 07:15

Text message............

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Feb 2014 07:16

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect........I meant "wifi", not "wife".

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 27 Feb 2014 07:24

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Feb 2014 07:27

how long do you think this will last?

:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 27 Feb 2014 07:33

That will depend entirely on what side of the bed they get out of this morning :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 27 Feb 2014 08:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D

MarilynB

MarilynB Report 27 Feb 2014 15:31

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Stirrup, Williams, Winter, Newton, Johnson, Barrett, Bruce, Bruen, Hartley, Proffit, Rogers, all in Manchester and loads of other names and places

Mersey

Mersey Report 27 Feb 2014 16:22

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Feb 2014 23:16

OH's mobile 'phone drives me nuts.

I call him & leave a message, which is converted to text.

Some time ago I called him (when he was at golf), asked him to pick up a few things at the supermarket on his way home, and reminded him that he was nearly out of ciggies.

He phoned me.......... and asked why did I need cd's.

:-S