General Chat

:-D :-D :-D All funny and true.

"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"

I was noticing whilst walking through a big city yesterday that one person would press the pedestian button to change the traffic lights. Then everyone else who arrived at the crossing would do a detour and also press the button.

Yet all of us would believe that the night had a thousand stars (or 4,000,142, 008 to be very precise) :-D

How is it that Road Sign Manufacturers know the directions to all areas?

Jonesey :-)

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:-D :-D :-D - excellent Jonesey!

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Brilliant and all true :-D

Why have a sign that says "one way" when we are only going one way, it may not be the right way but it is only one.

well done Jonesey..... cracked me up...

Oh why tell me why :-D :-D :-D

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Roy

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Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. :-D