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Slightly saucy poem about the membership

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Harry

Harry Report 3 Mar 2014 10:45

Don't think this should cause any offence. A light hearted piece of nonsense.

WHAT FELLOW MEMBERS WEAR IN BED.

I want you to imagine the scene above,
"What's that,You already do?"
But just for the pure and innocent,
The following will give a clue.

Lingerie; face-cream; bed socks,
Plus a splash of something nice;
That of course, is just the men,
The girls follow in just a trice.

Picture your hero in a long white gown,
A veritable Wee Willy Winkie;
Two thirds of the name will be doubtless right,
Perhaps the other should read 'dinky'.

A few girls may wear a 'onesey',
Which will in no way please their hubby;
What fellow worthy of his salt,
Wants to sleep with a Teletubby.

Others may sleep in a a 'nonesey' -
Absolutely no night attire;
That's fine until you meet a burglar,
Or find your house on fire.

Satin sauciness may apply in cases,
For romance, most appealing;
But Mrs Flannelette will be more concerned,
With the state of the bedroom ceiling.

Sadly,once the teeth are in the glass,.
Most elders try to look unsexy;
Any real thought of passionate love,
Would cause 'death by apoplexy'

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Thanks for reading Happy days

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Mar 2014 10:56

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Mar 2014 10:56

:-D :-D ;-)

Researching:
#Be Kind

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Mar 2014 10:57

And if it does cause anybody any offence, will the offended please place their head in a bucket of cold water and not press any buttons. Thankyou.

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 3 Mar 2014 11:06

Harry :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 3 Mar 2014 13:15

Excellent Harry :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 3 Mar 2014 13:53

Love it Harry :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Brockhurst Newman Pelham Parsons West Sussex Birth information for Thomas Parsons born in Cork 1818 mother Mary father ?Charles

Lyndi

Lyndi Report 3 Mar 2014 14:24

:-D :-D :-D

Harry

Harry Report 3 Mar 2014 20:02

Thank you folks. Glad it raised a smile.

Happy days

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Mar 2014 20:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Mar 2014 20:31

Harry - you made me smile. You're not a fly on the wall in my bedroom perchance, are you? ;-) :-D

Researching:

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 3 Mar 2014 23:07

Hello


Very cheeky poem, Mr H! :-D


Are you working as a private detective or window cleaner? :-D
You would be surprised at what goes on. :-D


Very good to see you posting.
Your gentle and always courteous posts have been missed.


Take gentle care
Many good wishes to you
Elizabeth,
xx

Harry

Harry Report 3 Mar 2014 23:28

Thankyou Mr. M.

Wendy - you re'-live a childhood fantasy - I always fancied being the invisible man - fly on the wall sounds just as good.

Elizabeth - 30 years as a policeman - I would not be in the least surprised at what goes on. Thanks for your kind words.

Best wishes Happy days