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Just thinkin

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KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 4 Mar 2014 21:22

Gin is wet Dermot ;-)

Dermot

Dermot Report 4 Mar 2014 21:10

Dry Gin is nice, I think.

Sharron

Sharron Report 4 Mar 2014 18:54

I don't care. I'm in the dry.

Dermot

Dermot Report 4 Mar 2014 18:31

My memory goes back to at least half past eight.

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 4 Mar 2014 14:22

Who are all these people?? :-S :-S <3

Cynthia

Cynthia Report 4 Mar 2014 13:54

Do I remember getting.......what ??? :-D

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 4 Mar 2014 08:49

Sharron... what was the question?:-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 4 Mar 2014 08:46

I just wondered, do you remember getting absent minded?

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 4 Mar 2014 00:04

:-D

21. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart :-(

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 3 Mar 2014 20:09

:-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 3 Mar 2014 17:42

:-D :-D :-D Sooooo true!

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Mar 2014 12:21

"10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. "

Excuse me, Cynthia.:-0 :-0 Sure that was not the way you and I were brought up :-D :-D

Really enjoyed that. But can't remember who posted it. Or what they posted :-S :-S

Maryanna

Maryanna Report 3 Mar 2014 11:52

:-D

M.

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Mar 2014 11:50

:-D :-D :-D

+++DetEcTive+++

+++DetEcTive+++ Report 3 Mar 2014 11:48

:-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 3 Mar 2014 11:41

I found those quite amusing Cynthia :-)

Cynthia

Cynthia Report 3 Mar 2014 11:29

Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.


Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

7. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. Have I sent this message to you before...or did I get it from you?



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