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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	5 Mar 2014 10:33
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	My uncle lost two joints on a finger (I think it was his index finger on his left hand). When we were kids, he delighted my brother and me by poking what was left of the finger into a nostril. Absolutely hilarious to a 4 & 6 year old. :-D
Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	4 Mar 2014 22:07
	As I lost two fingers in October I don't find that funny
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	4 Mar 2014 22:02
	:-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	4 Mar 2014 21:58
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,620 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	4 Mar 2014 21:57
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,620 Send Message	A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor. "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."