General Chat

'Words are my insanity'.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

And..........

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Runway, behind you, is no use what so ever

a person with a itchy finger is called a fool

after all these years, I've finally got my head together,
just in time to find my body is giving up!

That title looks like you could get locked up for being one..... ;-) :-S


Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."



. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

. The batteries were given out free of charge.

. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

. A will is a dead giveaway.

. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

. Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

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