General Chat

A person is required to start yesterday ...to read and moan about threads posted on and adult site .
The person must have no SOH be selfish and not want life to continue unsupervised. he/she must be avaiable at all times of the day and night to sit at keyboard and tut loudly and simply press a button.

He/she must at all time stop anyone having a laugh or even smiling IF under these condition someone is found to be laughing then said person will need to increase pressing the button more often

You will be paid nothing but will have great job satisfaction in knowing that you are a sad being and making others annoyed and sad themselves .....

if you are the above person PLEASE apply with sad CV as soon as possible to stop this fun being had!

:-D :-D :-D :-D

or should it be

:-| :-( :-| :-( :-|

I wonder why they look at the site if it disgusts them.
Think they'd have more of a field day on FB....or can you keep getting things deleted on there?
I do use FB as it is a link to my family and friends,.a few of them who live abroad,and some who private message me on there,butI never see anything on here that is so offensive.

On facebook you can hide stuff from yourself but not others .....but you can send a report asking for stuff to be removed

But like you say why look at genes reunited if its so horrid!!!

self appointed censor?

I'm a big girl now (bigger than I'd like to be :-( ) ~ I don't need a nanny.

:-(

I dont think any of us do but someone seems to have taken the job without permission!!

Dear Miss KempinaPartyhat

I think I am the biggest ratbag within the current membership and am recently retired, have loads of time on my hands, cannot sleep properly and think I would be your ideal candidate.

I can press buttons with alacrity, have little ability to follow threads or understand humour in any form whatsover.

I can furnish you with loads of references that will confirm I am a ratbag and hope you will furnish me with a suitable reply at your liesure (fart - I have spelt leisure wrongly).

Yours sincerely

Ratbag of Pontypandy

I,m very sorry I have considered your application and I,m sorry to I dont think you will be able to fill this position


The reasons are as follows

1 you have a small soh...as this show through in your application by telling me you "have little " ability show that you may have a small amount
2. you were late !!!
3therefore you are over qualified

Dear Miss Kempina,

I have received your letter of rejection. Bitterly disppointed in your decision as I am back on the dole :-( :-( :-( :-(

You seem to be a cruel capitalist employer.

Yours fairly cordially,

Ratbag of Pontypandy

I guess the right thing to do now is to totally ignore you as thats what the Rand R would do!!!!




Love the reply :-D

Have asked Genes if they could replace :-D and <3 with an emotionalcon that shows anger and another that shows extreme anger.

I am fed up with seeing people putting :-D :-D :-D <3 <3 <3 :-D :-D :-D when what they mean is "urggh, splutter, kick the cat, someone shouting for tea, nappy to change, just burnt myself on kettle"

Justjohn again you show a soh which is why you dont qualify for the job .....


I totally agree

a small what????? :-S

oh........ sense of humour........... I thought it was a strange English expression for something else :-)

That also applies, Scozz :-D :-D ;-)

small brain thats the problem on here!!!

Ladyscozz ...LOL

Isn't something to do with shoe size LadyScozz ?

;-) ;-)

it's true.............. men with big feet.........



wear big shoes.

:-D