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GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 13 Mar 2014 21:31

I went into the bank the other day and the cashier said "Your bank account is looking very healthy these days, has your wife passed away" :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

GP

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Mar 2014 21:09

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

:-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 Mar 2014 21:45

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 11 Mar 2014 23:55

"hole in the wall",
which reminds me, when Tarzan and Jane got aroused she offered him some romantic consolation, and Tarzan kicks Jane violently in the sensitive area.......
Jane eventually gets enough breath back to ask, Why did you do that?

Tarzan says.........Tarzan not get caught twice, Tarzan used to use hole in tree......
so Tarzan now always kick tree to check for Squirrel.......

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 11 Mar 2014 18:36

Sometimes if you put yours in a hole-in-the-wall and you don't give the correct info it gets swallowed up and you have to go into the bank and ask the cashier for another one......... :-S

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 11 Mar 2014 12:31

In a couple of years time, a PhD student will be doing their dissertation on this subject.

And he or she will copy this thread into an appendix as supporting evidence.

:-D

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 11 Mar 2014 12:18

Take care to keep them clean :-D ;-)

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 11 Mar 2014 11:54

I'm glad you noticed. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 11 Mar 2014 11:52

GP. You look the sort of generous chap who would wave it about at drop of a hat :-D ;-)

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 11 Mar 2014 11:51

Am I the only one who cherishes and looks after his Flexible Friend. :-D :-D ;-)

GP

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 11 Mar 2014 11:37

An awful lot of men on here have had theirs cut up. Why so many? :-S

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 10 Mar 2014 22:31

Mr M,

that certainly made an impression!!!

or two, or three!

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Mar 2014 22:16

If mine gets rubbed hard (in back pocket, for example) its seems to quickly get a small crack which expands quite fast.

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Mar 2014 21:36

I remember before you had to put it in the slot it was put on a flat bed and roller was pushed over it and an impression was made on a carbonised paper slip........ :-S :-S

~flying doctor~

~flying doctor~ Report 10 Mar 2014 19:51

Oh great, thanx for the laugh we need mote of this. ;-)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 10 Mar 2014 18:40

Every boy's nightmare, GP :-D :-D :-D

Remember when Dr Whites was whispered about in embarrassment in shops. How much for these Dr Whites No 2? That will be a tenner, madam. :-D

And the barber would ask "Would you like anything for the weak end?" :-S

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Mar 2014 18:36

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 10 Mar 2014 18:24

In a packed Morrisons a nervous looking young lad placed his items down at the checkout and the lady picked up the intercom and shouted "CAN SOMEONE GET ME THE PRICE OF THESE DELUXE CONDOMS PLEASE". :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 10 Mar 2014 17:19

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 10 Mar 2014 17:14

:-D :-D

Researching:
Brockhurst Newman Pelham Parsons West Sussex Birth information for Thomas Parsons born in Cork 1818 mother Mary father ?Charles

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