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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Mar 2014 19:18

Ann perhaps men hope that they are filled with....................


http://www.beerocity.com/blog/beer-humor/boobs-were-not-really-meant-for-men/

;-)....... ;-)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 15 Mar 2014 17:46

They always seemed so small when I was young. And always warm - paricularly in winter when they used to be placed close to radiators. :-S :-S

But is they were left outside, you always had to watch for ice and blue birds and sparrows.

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Mar 2014 15:41

as if!!!!! men know exactly where the milk containers are - they seem to be quite fixated on them at times :-D - even those who don't like milk in the first place ;-)

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 15 Mar 2014 15:29

Beyond me, too, GP. :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Researching:
Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 15 Mar 2014 14:36

Can you explain that to me Mr. M :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Mar 2014 14:24

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Mar 2014 13:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Mar 2014 12:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Mar 2014 12:36

:-D.. :-D.. :-D.. :-D


Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.




One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:







7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high
enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.




He got an A.