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Australian Love Poem.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 5 Apr 2014 09:41

:-D.... :-D.... :-D.... :-D

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No bird who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer


brings a lump to your throat doesn't it!!


OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 5 Apr 2014 09:43

Certainly does :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Apr 2014 10:52

awwwwww how romantic :-D

I married an Aussie........ he played golf today, came home & ate his dinner, and he's been parked in front of the tv ever since, watching re-runs of today's football (AFL).

Sigh :-( It will be like this every Saturday until the end of autumn.

Probably a few Sundays too.

:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

and......... he's never written poetry for me either :-D

Not complaining too much....... he's one in a squillion <3

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 5 Apr 2014 10:59

all choked up here :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 5 Apr 2014 16:26

Do you fancy a ****, Sheila?

No Bruce.

Do you mind staying there while I have one?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 5 Apr 2014 20:05

Sharron !!!!............. :-0 .... ;-)

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Apr 2014 21:03

rofl Sharron......... you've either been to Oz, or been out with an Aussie

:-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 5 Apr 2014 21:31

I have been to see a certain Oz comedian three times.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 5 Apr 2014 21:47

That would be Kevin B Wilson :-D :-D :-D

Very funny man, definitely NOT "politically correct" ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 5 Apr 2014 21:59

Dennis Bryant.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 6 Apr 2014 01:46

I haven't heard of him....... must look on YouTube

There are lots of clips of Kevin on YouTube..... look if you dare!



:-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 6 Apr 2014 04:41

oooooer

Had a look on YouTube.

Couldn't find Dennis Bryant.......... then I typed "comedy Dennis Bryant"

I don't think I got the comedian. Whoever I got isn't Aussie.

Verrrrrrrrry strange :-0 rambling on about heavy breathing...... and other er, things :-0 I didn't listen to the whole thing....... I got bored after 30 seconds :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 6 Apr 2014 06:58

It's Kev!

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 6 Apr 2014 09:58

is that his real name? :-S

hahahahaha


Dennis Bl**dy Bryant???

rofl :-D :-D :-D :-D

if you want something boring........ look for Dennis on YouTube... I found a clip right above Kevin singing Santa Claus :-D