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Here is one in the same vein as the one AnninGlos posted on Grandma!
Think I've seen it before..but it's worth another look.
I can remember further back than some of these so must be really over the hill!
ALWAYS SMILE
Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite 'fast food' when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him.
'All the food was slow.'
'C'mon, seriously.. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'home,'' I explained. !
'Mum cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table,
and if I didn't like what she put on my plate, I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'
By this time, the lad was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.
But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I'd figured his system could have handled it:
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore jeans, set foot on a golf course, travelled out of the country or had a credit card.
My parents never drove me to school... I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed (slow).
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 10.
It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at 10 PM, after playing the national anthem and epilogue; it came back on the air at about 6 am. And there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people...
Pizzas were not delivered to our home... But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers --My brother delivered a newspaper, seven days a week. He had to get up at 6 every morning.
Film stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the films. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or almost anything offensive.
If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.
Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
MEMORIES from a friend:
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died recently) and he brought me an old lemonade bottle.
In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.
She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?
Headlight dip-switches on the floor of the car.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Trouser leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heated on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn indicators.
Older Than Dirt Quiz:
Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.
1. Sweet cigarettes
2. Coffee shops with juke boxes
3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephone
5. Newsreels before the movie
6. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning.
(There were only 2 channels [if you were fortunate])
7. Peashooters
8. 33 rpm records
9. 45 RPM records
10. Hi-fi's
11. Metal ice trays with levers
12. Blue flashbulb
13. Cork popguns
14. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young
If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 11-14 = You're positively ancient!
I must be 'positively ancient' but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.
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Oh dear I am ancient too. Thanks Brenda, lots of memories there, I could relate to all of them. :-D
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and I'm ancient too - remember the lot :-D
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Car doors that opened backwards, you know what I mean if you are old enough and those little orange arm things that got stuck and you had to bang on the door pillar to get them to stick out when you indicated.
Shots of Redex.
Cross -ply or radial tyres but never on the same axle.
Double de- clutching.
Ford 100E with three forward gears.
Posidrives.
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brenda please flip you bleeding pitcher
how would you like it if i pop you on your side all day every day
LOL
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
so sweet bless her <3 <3 <3 <3
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I got 9; but I thought I was still young :-(
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Well it's hello from this ancient soul :-(
Though I had an Aunt with Party line, our phone was in a tall red box over the road from us.
We were some of the 'posh' ones as our toilet was a flushable one & we only had to go out of our back door & across the porch, not down the garden.
Used loo paper for tracing :-D
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gawd, I'm a dinosaur
I remember 13.......... missed 1, because we didn't have a telephone! My aunt had a party/shared line......... it's official, I'm older than dirt :-(
I remember my grandfather visiting us when I was a child........ he rode his bicycle, and wore bicycle clips! Weird, I don't remember his face, but I remember he always wore a suit, white shirt & tie...... and bicycle clips. Grandad died three weeks before my 4th birthday.
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Got the Lot including Sharrons. Plus "The Blackout." :-D Signing out as "Methuzela" :-D
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I remember all of the above, boy am I old. lol. xxx
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