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Do you think men are guillable ?

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Kuros

Kuros Report 30 Apr 2014 23:46

Graham means if you believe that you're very gullible.

Annie

Graham

Graham Report 30 Apr 2014 18:35

:-D :-D :-D

Guillable: being able to put a guillemot in a guillotine. And if you believe that, you'll believe anything ;-)

:-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 30 Apr 2014 15:10

Mice fear men a lot but not so much women.

So said a survey report on 100 mice who recently completed a questionnaire & witnessed by 3 independent UKIP voting cats.

Island

Island Report 30 Apr 2014 14:13

What is 'guillable'? :-S :-D

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 30 Apr 2014 08:18

Loved the video The cat is sitting on my lap and wondering what I am laughing at ! :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 30 Apr 2014 07:26

MR_MAGOO - that was hilarious :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Apr 2014 00:26

but meanwhile, this arrived by email............

(bin around for a while,) but here goes anyway.......


The Australian Approach
The AUSTRALIAN APPROACH



A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.



The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'


The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.


His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.


After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked,
'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'



The Aussie said 'One!'


The manager groaned and continued,
'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.



How much was the sale for?'
'£124,237.64p.'

The manager choked and exclaimed£124,237.64!!
What the hell did you sell him?'


'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and
then I sold him a new fishing rod.'



'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,
so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and

I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.'

'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales

and I sold him the 4x4.


The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and

you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'



'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...
' Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'














Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Apr 2014 20:23

Durr, can I call you back?

LOL

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Apr 2014 19:28

:-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 29 Apr 2014 19:20

You're gonna have to copy and paste it, Barb :-D :-D


:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 29 Apr 2014 19:19

Help I cant pick it up :-( :-( :-( :-(

Ok I found it :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 29 Apr 2014 18:51

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Apr 2014 18:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Take a look........


www.safeshare.tv/w/GnFzeOCVZF